The Learning Curve

This past summer Kathy started hinting
around at changing from the Hotel/Motel plan, and camping instead.
She first suggested that we get a tent, but, I quickly nixed that one.
The idea of the two of us, along with two dogs, in a tent, at the
mercy of Mother Nature, just doesn't appeal to this computer geek
turned history lover. After I convinced her just how bad of an idea
that was, she turned her focus to Pop Up campers. Ok, that's more
doable, but, do we really want to go out and buy a Pop Up without
doing this “camping” thing first? Our good friends, David and
Tim Cattalino, who publish books on RV's and Camping through their
company Roundabout Publications, knowing Kathy for probably 20 plus
years, and knowing me since 2003, answered that question with a
resounding “NO”.
Ok, so how to get the RV/Camping
experience without buying an RV? In comes Kathy's sister Kristy and
her husband Geno. They just happen to have a Starcraft Travel Star camper.
Alright, now we are in business! Kathy spent some quality time
planning out a trip that would take us on a camping adventure to
parts East of the Mississippi River, with the idea that we would then be
able to truly judge if this was the way for “us” to travel. We
figured all that money we are spending on a cell phone with a data
plan would pay off, and when there wasn't any wireless internet
available, we could use the phone as a hot spot.
Geno says I did pretty good at learning
the in's and out's of setting up, etc. He got a chuckle or two the
first time we hooked it up to the Legends Mobile and I freaked out at
various noises. “Are you sure that thing isn't about to fall off
the hitch?” “No worries Dave, it's just settling in.” He could
tell by the look on my face that our planned 11 day outing would be
an adventure, with a few stories to tell (and some to probably keep
secret).
Day 1-Warsaw to Lake Rend Illinois
And so it was, this past Friday, that
after carefully stocking up the RV fridge and cabinets, making sure
to pack all the comforts of home, we headed out from Warsaw, Missouri to our first destination, Rend Lake, Illinois (just
outside of Whittington). Kathy's plan took us toward St. Louis, but
she made sure to keep me off the interstate at first so I could get
my feet wet pulling a Camper. Glad she did, as I was pretty “white
knuckled” that first few hours. It didn't help that Kathy came up
with her usual “I've got a short cut” schemes, one of which wound
up getting her lost and back to the same area of I-64 in Illinois
over and over again. That's due to the fact Kathy has really settled
into being a Missourian. “I don't think this is the right way
Kathy.” “Show me it isn't”. When she finally gave in and told
me to follow our Tom Tom GPS instead, we booked on down the road, pulling
into Lake Rend with plenty of daylight left.
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Kaydee and Riley enjoying Lake Rend with storm clouds brewing. |
This is where Kathy and I both became
full fledged Missourians. Me being raised in the Texas Panhandle,
Kathy in Southwest Kansas, living in the Kansas City area for over a
decade, we both said “Storms? Show Me.”
And so, after negating the need in
following the camp guides instruction to the nearest safe shelters,
we brought in the dogs, settled into our very first night in the new
mobile motel, and pondered on just how hard headed we were being.
Luckily for us, the RV only swayed a little, and with just a couple
of moments of “shoulda, woulda, coulda,” we weathered the storm.
This state campground didn't have WiFi, and unfortunately, Kathy's
new “smart” phone wasn't so smart after all, so couldn't get on
the internet. Kathy asked me why she could receive and make calls, but not get internet. I showed her the "E" symbol for ATT's Edge Network and told her that unless that was 3 or 4G we would probably be out of luck. "E means Internet is Empty babe." Giving up on our normal “geekin” routine, we called
it a night.
Day 2 - Whittington, IL to French Lick Indiana

After Benton, Kathy's next target was
New Harmony, Indiana, just across the state line. In Crossville,
we followed our Tom Tom GPS (which is probably 6 years old by now)
and turned on a highway that would take us straight there, just 7
miles down the road. Now, you would think that we would pause and
reconsider upon immediately reading “Road Closed 6 Miles Ahead,
Local Traffic Only”, but no, we are still on the “Show Me”
tour, and just couldn't imagine that there wouldn't be a way to get
past the closure 1 mile from New Harmony.

“I saw a cross roads back a mile or
so. I bet we could take it and get there”, Kathy says, announcing
another 'I know a short cut' scheme. “I don't think so honey,
didn't look like a road that would get us across the river.” “Show
Me”.
One of the things I haven't practiced a
lot is backing up the camper for a long distance. I do alright
backing into the campgrounds or into the driveway, but much more than
that, notta. So as the county road she had me turn on changed from
asphalt to gravel, then started changing to dirt, I got my first
crash coarse in backing up to a cross roads we had passed at least
500 feet back. You know, it doesn't take a lot to turn a camper going
backwards, and if you turn too much, you wind up snaking your way
back and forth just to keep it on the road. Yeah, I figured that out
pretty quick, but got the practice I needed and by the time we
reached the cross road, I was ready to back another 500 (but, not this moment).

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Roofless Church in New Harmony, IN |

By this time we needed to find our next camping spot near French Lick, Indiana. Not planning ahead, this turned into one of our motel searches, as we bounced from spot to spot. One campground appeared to be just for long termers. Yet another, had no trees, no guests, and looked like it could have been run out of our own backyard. So we decided to backtrack to Patoka Lake State Park instead. Another great campground, this one with a fresh water filling station, but still no internet. "What does your smart phone say"? I asked, knowing that we probably were still on E. "Still looking for a G spot", Kathy replied. Gonna have to work on her cell phone lingo.
We've got a G Spot today (Day 3), so I'm catching up on the blog. Will write about our adventure into Kentucky next blog as we traveled from French Lick to Lake Cumberland.
In the meantime, you can see the highlights in our East of the Mississippi Facebook photo album HERE.
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